Thursday, December 15, 2016

Why I Hlp

Ahh m'ogbe ooo
Wetin happen? Kilode?
I provide help nioo.
You provide help?
Bee nio oo.
who you help?
An Igbo man from the air
Is blessed not thy that help?
Look, you'll understand not.
why not?
I chew greed and vomit help.
Have you not heard of Shooresha.......?
I have oo. i help to get help.
so they say?
Yes. Very True. So they say.
Yeh! una too follow the way?
My school fees i pay.
Me to, my customers' million cents
Even me, my next rent.
Did he not say: Only with your spare?
I pray his magic again breathes.
Should i say Amen if i too didn't help?

Note:
Mogbe oo: I'm doomed
Bee ni oo: Yes
Shooresha: a Folklor Myth of an Hyper-helper